#5: I got a weird text from someone I haven't talked to in months that said, and I quote: "Hey send me your last name i knw u." So I sent that to my best friend and our conversation went thusly:
Eric: Don't be a pussy. This seems legit. (referencing this:
Me: IS THERE FREE CANDY INVOLVED?
Eric: Of course. Do it, faggot. (referencing this:
Me: There's a van that just drove by that looks like a free candy van. Where's the 4chan party van when you need it? (referencing this:
Eric: Behind you.
Me: OH SHI-
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